if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog
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Off-duty sailor beats the shit out of an attempted rapist
A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.
Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.
she broke a knife in half
are we going to ignore the fact that this guy
who in one incarnation was raised by a tree
cannot hold the tree pose.
I guess he forgot his roots.
did you just
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5.06 | 6.14
i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
Without winning an oscar for either
somehow we always end up here
Favorite Game of Thrones characters » Tyrion Lannister
“I am malformed, scarred, and small, but abed, when the candles are blown out, I am made no worse than other men. In the dark, I am the Knight of Flowers.” He took a draught of wine. “I am generous. Loyal to those who are loyal to me. I’ve proven I’m no craven. And I am cleverer than most, surely wits count for something. I can even be kind. Kindness is not a habit with us Lannisters, I fear, but I know I have some somewhere. I could be … I could be good to you.”
Dying right now.
I cannot believe this got so many notes. But this is the continuation.
THIS WOMAN IS MY NEW HERO.
HERO.
When the Internet gives you lemons, make lemonade.
This is such a righteous post that I am happy I stayed up late. I will probably still regret going to school on 5hrs of sleep, but then I’ll just think of this and not give a damn.
how quaint
he’s has a dating website account, too
and a new
…but how did ruby eat frenchfries that one time? french fries are salty
i have been wondering about this for months
The salt was table salt. Unlike rock salt, table salt has iodine in it for people who have problems with their thyroid. So, since that iodine was in there, it could pass through Ruby’s system without hurting her.
well shit. You smart.
the angels and their favorite ships
I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.
A season a day keeps your friends away
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happy father’s day !!
Tyrion was so impressed, though. He didn’t even care that she was insulting him. He was like, “Oh…that was a good one.”
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